The Walking Dead: Cold Hard Truths I Learned About Myself

My wife and I finished watching the first two seasons of "The Walking Dead", on netflix. While watching this show I learned a few cold hard truths about myself if I were ever to be involved in a Zombie Apocalypse...

1. I most definitely would be among the first turned into a zombie. 
2. I would not make a bad ass zombie.
3. I would be among the first zombies to die. 
4. I suck at being alive and being dead and being the undead. 

However, I think I would make one kick ass vampire.